The Tug-of-War

Me: There are 4 ways of defining international politics...

Alter ego: Wonder how can I tighten that turn?

Me: Idealism...

Alter ego: Maybe if I swerve to the right a little bit more..

Me: Realism....

Alter ego: Oh... maybe turn the torso sharply will help...

Me: Marxism....

Alter ego: Erm... wonder when can I do a spin...

Me: STOP!

Alter ego: Roll on!

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W.T.F.