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--- My Brother's Bangkok Trip ---

SO my brother has returned from his 4 daez bangkok trip.. it was quite a "FURTIVE" trip as far as I am concerned. I was working when he disappeared. So I juz assumed he went back to camp. It took me a few daez to register this piece of fact -- MY brother had shirk away from his duties again for a holiday trip. Again. And Again. And again again.

Seriously, what do NS guyz do in army these daez? First, he took the PS2 into camp. Then, all my precious DVDs. And NOW, constant trips to HK, Bangkok, Malaysia, Indonesia...

Hello? It sounds better than holidaez.

Right... juz to be back on track... BANGKOK is my topic here...

My brother has been talking about it incessantly since he came back. He said it was DAMNNNN fun. All the clothes and bags (fashionable ones he said) cost only 199 baht (S$8)

He said the food was DAMMNNNN cheap and nice too. Btw.. he ate restaurants everyday. Heard that Thailand had a DOUBLE whopper meal in Burger King. (As if the whopper is not big enough har...)

He himself bought a swatch watch for S$200 and with a two years international warranty. (He emphasized that other places only had one year international warranty.)

So, judging by the way he talked about Bangkok, it seems fun. So I asked him, "WHich is the bez attraction there?"

He went, "Bag bag." (Er... a place that sell a lot of bags.) Apparently, he had degenerated into a 2-year old kid after his trip.

He is now officially the ambassador for Thailand. The "BIG sh*t" er hem.. if you know chinese... or cantonese...

On a more serious note, I bet Thailand is really worth the money.

Laa...

Btw.. my brother bought HELLO KITTY, Doraemon and an unknown cat's handkerchiefs for me. N a Hello Kitty pouch.

Now... I should keep the pouch...

As for the handkerchiefs.. erm... whoz birthdae is comin besides my own?


--- SMS ---

Right.. n TODAE...

Slumbered the day away...

N went out at night.. the chimp-turned-orang went for bowling.. gosh.. there will be a sight...

So the night went on peacefully until on my return trip.. I received smses from a weird number..

For convenience.. this guy will be called 606
606: OK. I booked the room. 1.2. ("WANT TO") have it from the back.
(I saw the unknown number and thought this guy juz got the wrong no. OR might be someone I know)
ME: Huh?
606: I booked the room already.
ME: Sorry who are you and I dunno what you r talking about.
606: SEX. Let's enjoin. (no spellin mistake here.)

GREAT. I thought it was juz some sex maniac smsing randomly. So I didn't reply the damn sms.

Then at 1 am... around an hour after I reached home... I received sms again...

606: Where r u? I booked room 606.
(Politely.. thinkin that he juz got the wrong no. and therez no way the whore could get to him w/o knowing the room)
ME: You got the wrong person.
606: Huh? U asked me 2 book 606. U coming?
(Pissed) ME: Sorry. I think you got the wrong person. If you are looking for a woman, I am a man and please don't sms this no. again. (I nearly said I am a gay man. So he could get the pic if a gay man shows up... )

After a while... bombardment of smses
606: FU*K. U cheat me and u better give caught.
606: Your mother ch*e by* $%#$%&%$*&#!%%$

DAMN.. apparently... being kind enough to tell him he got the wrong person is a bad idea.

YawNz..

Enough of crap.

Sleepin...

Good night guyz