Heard something ludicrious during the political science lecture...

So I went online for verification...

And here goes...

Two EU Regulations:

EU regulation 1677/88 requires Class One cucumbers to curve less than 10mm every 10cm.

EU regulation 2257/94 states that bananas must be "free of abnormal curvature" and should be at least 5.5 inches long.


Straight bananas and bendy cukes anyone?